Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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