I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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