it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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