On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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