i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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