Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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