Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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