Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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