All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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