You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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