Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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