He had one of those small greek statue penises
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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