Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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