Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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