is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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