He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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