Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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