You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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