so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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