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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back

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(904): if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back http://tfl.nu/n13m

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you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions

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(603): you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions http://tfl.nu/l7zn

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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.

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(913): Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country. http://tfl.nu/x6hu

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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.

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(608): sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself. http://tfl.nu/6c7w

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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.

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(905): He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later. http://tfl.nu/c4t5

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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"

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(816): Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you" http://tfl.nu/hln2

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(678): View more from Georgia

Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.

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(678): Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid. http://tfl.nu/c97u

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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.

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(570): I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless. http://tfl.nu/rrlk

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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.

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(+44): I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa. http://tfl.nu/wm5o

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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home

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(817): I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home http://tfl.nu/rtxe

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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.

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(407): Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me. http://tfl.nu/bdw0

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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.

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(770): I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle. http://tfl.nu/skko

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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.

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Oooh, he sounds pretty classy

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Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.

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(720): We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini. (970): Oooh, he sounds pretty classy (720): Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died. http://tfl.nu/8k1p

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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.

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(617): I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final. http://tfl.nu/105u

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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.

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(619): You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off. http://tfl.nu/vzep

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