You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day