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(434): View more from Virginia

u cheatin on me?

(1-434): View more from Virginia

if i did i would try to upgrade babe.

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(302): View more from Delaware

it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other

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(416): View more from Ontario

i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?

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(303): View more from Colorado

okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.

(785): View more from Kansas

again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.

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(224): View more from Illinois

i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.

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(513): View more from Ohio

hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"

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(314): View more from Missouri

You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.

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