Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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