I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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