ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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