what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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