His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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