How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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