Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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