Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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