if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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