Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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