Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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