Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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