How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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