Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
