We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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