Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
what day is it and did you see me today?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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