I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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