BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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