Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
you inspire me to be a worse person
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
