I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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