do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Holy shit dude........stairs
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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