I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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