I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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