that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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