You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think a kid would responsible me up
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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