I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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