So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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