We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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