so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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