I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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