think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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