I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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