so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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