Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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