you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So. Much. Porn.
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