If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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