love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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