so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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