Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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