My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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